These Retro Spring Trends Will Let You Yell At Your Mom Again for Giving Your High School Wardrobe to Goodwill

Patches

Patches are all the rage this spring. You’ll see them on jeans, jackets, and both Hadid sisters. You won’t see them on yourself, though, because your mom threw away your entire patch collection in the Great Purge of 2013. Speaking of patches, it’s definitely time to rip open this old wound and remind your mom that you were going to go through your stuff over spring break and maybe if she had just waited like a normal human being then you wouldn’t be having this conversation again in the first place. Ugh, fuck you, Mom!!