It’s summer, and your little brother is home from college. He’s grown up a lot, which Kayla won’t stop mentioning. Here are the most delicious summer rosé wines to chug as Kayla hits on him right in front of you.
Albero Rosé Made with Organically Grown Grapes (Trader Joes, $5.99 )
This delicious wine pairs perfectly with a summer fruit salad and Kayla’s incessant leering. You won’t be able to stop pouring yourself another glass when Kayla compliments your brother on his arms.
Fontanyl Rose de Provence (Total Wine, $14.99)
You won’t be able to put down this beautiful medley of wild berries and flowers from the French countryside. In fact, you’ll finish the entire bottle when Kayla asks your little brother who she’s known her whole life if he “wants to brush up on his French this summer if he’s around.” What does that even mean?!
Sierra Cantabria Rosado (Wine.com, $12.99)
An explosive blend of fruity flavors, this smooth Spanish wine is just what you’ll need when Kayla says, “I’m too tired to bike home. Can I sleep on the futon in your brother’s room?”
Les Hauts de Smith, Bordeaux Rose (Sherry-Lehmann Wine and Spirits, $18.95)
The rich blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot and Cabernet Franc makes this a serious rosé. This no nonsense wine is perfect for chugging when Kayla says, “Haha, me and your brother are going to have the cutest frickin’ babies. This isn’t making you uncomfortable, is it?”
Any of these delightful rosés are perfect for those longer summer days when your friend Kayla just won’t respect boundaries, refuses to pick up social cues, and relentlessly tries to get with your little brother. Cheers!
