The Best Makeup Mirrors to Monologue About Aging Into

This luxe makeup mirror features a sensor that automatically turns on the mirror lights as you sit down in front of it, much like a lone spotlight directing attention to you as you begin your monologue about your unique experience of aging. Oh, how youth once was like a mourning dove perched upon your balcony. You took it for granted and did not realize how much you desired it until it fluttered away, never to be seen again. You spend your days now wishing for that bird back, but know as you do so, you are losing your remaining youth at the very same time. Tragic.