The 4 Best Pumpkin Patches to Get Fingered in This Autumn

Just 30 minutes outside Boston, this no frills pumpkin patch allows you to pick your pumpkin straight off the vine! It doesn’t allow you to be fingered within it explicitly, but it also doesn’t say you can’t. One could argue there’s an implied ban since public sex is a misdemeanor, but their website should be more specific, because this picturesque patch would have anyone’s clit throbbing and also your partner’s fingers will get cold being outside looking at pumpkins all day, so being fingered by them is sort of just a considerate and sensible thing to do. Happy Halloween!