Eye Creams To Make Your Eyes Completely Disappear

Global warming keeping you up late at night? Burt’s Bees’ anti-aging eye solution, with its fresh, earthy scent, will send those under eye bags packing, and when applied directly to your cornea, it can lead to permanent eye loss. Made of Mother Earth’s richest and most acidic ingredients, your eyes will vanish along with those pesky worry lines. After this year’s harsh winter and drought conditions, your poor, tormented face looks like an eroded space rock we call earth. With Burt’s eye cream on your team, you will look younger and totally unaware of the government’s plans to frack into your county’s underground water supply.