Summer Sundresses to Show Off Your Raw, Mosquito Feast Legs

This elegant little number will have everyone saying, “She was wearing a dress? I didn’t notice. I honestly think she had chickenpox. Oh God, I have to call my mom and double check that I was vaccinated as a kid.” You’ll be strutting confidently with the sexy secret that you don’t have chickenpox after all, but rather were just eaten alive by hungry little ghouls all because you dared step outside at night for fifteen minutes.