Summer Salads That’ll Remind You How Much You Hate Summer and Salad

Living - Jun 11, 2018 By: Jordan Myrick

Halloumi

Salty halloumi cheese is delicious, but arugula is so bitter. Why do people eat it? Tomatoes are basically bad water. Why would you pay to eat them when you could just drink a glass of water? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE?

No Thank You Summer Salad

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