Summer Salads That’ll Remind You How Much You Hate Summer and Salad

This is a twist on a classic tabbouleh that uses farro, parsley, scallions, and cucumber. The farro is good, but all the vegetables are not. No matter how you slice it, salads taste really bad! They cost $15 at a restaurant, but they also take a long time to make at home. In the end, why would you ever make or buy a salad? They’re stupid and it’s not like you’re leaving your air-conditioned bedroom anytime soon!