Tommy Bahama Geo Relief Ankle Length Tunic Cover-Up (Zappos.com, $83.20)
This classy black-and-white caftan will keep you easy and breezy this summer. But make sure to size up if your main priority is hiding the fact that you’re mysteriously double pregnant and starting to show in the front and in the back. You should probably see a doctor or, honestly, some kind of Shaman or something, but for now cover that weird shit up with this super cute caftan!