Stolen Valor? This Woman Has a Farmer’s Tan Even Though She’s Never Worked the Land Print Edition - Oct 8, 2025 By: Jacob Nuckolls Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Farmer's TanShamefulStolen Valor Phew! Art Not AI, Just Authentically Ugly ‘It’s Never Useful to Assign Blame,’ Says Person Whose Fault It Was