Author Archives for Jacob Nuckolls

REPORT: Woman Doesn’t Have Allergies Because She’s Not a Fucking Loser

Why Texting and Driving Is Irresponsible and Wrong Unless I’m Doing It And It’s Really Quick

Woman Logs 4-Minute TikTok on Letterboxd

Woman Working Outside on Her Laptop Enjoying the Worst Parts of Work and Being Outside

Kinky! This Woman Pays Someone to Follow Her Around the Gym and Tell Her What to Do

Clinical-Strength Deodorant No Match for Clinical-Strength Anxiety

Woman Commits Crime Just to Hear How a Witness Would Describe Her

Nice! Woman Spends Half Her Life Trying to Stay Awake and the Other Half Trying to Fall Asleep

I LIVED IT: I Waited Too Long for a Haircut

Woman Has No Idea How People Endured Cooking Before Podcasts

Nice! Woman Spends Half Her Workday Authenticating Her Identity to Different Apps

How to Take It One Day at a Time Even Though You’re Going to Have to Do That for Every Day Forever

Woman Beats Burnout With a 3-Minute Meditation Followed by a 3-Hour Nap

Bio-Hacker? This Woman Manages to Be Equally as Tired Before and After a Nap

How to Give Your Cat a Bath Even Though She Hates When You Lick Her

Anti-Woke? This Woman Just Hit Snooze

I LIVED IT: My Friend Did a Voice for My Cat That Was Totally Wrong

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