The Regan Boot in Snake Embossed Leather (Madewell, $198)
While these boots aren’t made out of real snakeskin, you can’t tell that to the hungry mongoose that comes jumping out of the bushes at you. This snake pattern says “I’m a treat” in more ways than one. And this slinky dude coming for you has gone after snakes with way faster reflexes than you hobbling around in heels.