Seagull Choking Down Hotdog on the Beach Living the Life You Wish You Had Print Edition - Feb 14, 2022 By: Evelyn Frick Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: GoalsSeagull Woman Traveling Abroad Mostly to Eat Different Kinds of Bread ‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies