According to reports emerging from a two-bedroom in Brooklyn, NY, it’s going to take a lot more than a pesky cat dander allergy to stop 25-year-old Francis O’Leary from shoving her entire face in the belly of this cat.
Sources confirm Francis was visiting the apartment of her new friend, Georgie Jenkins, when she caught sight of Georgie’s two-year-old orange tabby cat, Sniffles.
It appears Sniffles is aptly named, as it took only 14 seconds in the apartment for Francis’ nose to start running and her entire face to turn red, puff up, and become unbearably itchy. This did not seem to stop Francis, though, as she instead ran directly towards Sniffles and shoved her entire face in the cat’s exposed belly.
Against all odds, the cat did appear to like this, but Francis’ immune system could not say the same. It began to attack all present allergens, which numbered in the thousands, even harder. Her body began pumping histamines “like nobody’s goddamn business,” according to doctors at the scene.
Despite the harrowing effects the presence of the cat had on her physical form – from hives to uncontrollable sneezing – Francis appeared unbothered and burrowed even harder.
“Um, do you need a Benadryl or something?” Georgie asked, concerned upon seeing her friend’s body practically change shape and color instantaneously.
“Oh, don’t worry about it,” Francis responded, wiping her nose fervently. “I took one before I came! Just in case you had a cat.”
Francis then popped a second Benadryl, at which point scientists confirm it would no longer be safe for her to drive or operate heavy machinery. This did not stop her, however, from giving Sniffles several forehead kisses and a high five.
Just as it appeared things could not escalate further, Georgie’s second cat – a tuxedo kitty named Gigi – arrived from her hiding spot under the bed.
“OMG!” Francis yelled, eyes swelling shut. “There’s another one?!”
Sources confirm Francis then ran towards Gigi, but was unable to locate her, as her eyes were now completely impaired. Instead, she ran head-first into the fridge.
As of press time, Francis has made no plans to leave the apartment, and has instead told Georgie she’s going to be “visiting every single day from now on just to make sure the girls are okay.”
