News broke on Facebook today that, despite already having everything, Rachel from high school is officially engaged.
This comes after months of Rachel sharing pictures with her painfully adorable boyfriend, and years of making her friends more jealous than they’d like to admit.
Rachel has reportedly managed to accumulate a thrilling career, flawless home, really good sweaters, adorable dogs, and a dainty gluten allergy; but with her new fiancée, she has achieved new heights.
“It doesn’t seem possible,” explains Rachel’s friend Chrissy. “She already had a beaming personality and the glow of a baby angel. How is this fair? She started from the top, and the only place for her to go is more up? Come on.”
Reports have confirmed that Rachel’s friends are “so thrilled” for Rachel.
“I texted her congrats and then stared blankly at my computer screen for twenty minutes,” Rachel’s sister Britt explains. “How did she get all the good DNA?”
According to Rachel’s Facebook life event, the engagement took place in a “dream location” with a ring that is more perfect than every ring that Rachel’s friends designed for themselves in their heads.
Rachel’s betrothed has also posted the picture along with a gushing monologue that’s sweet and heartfelt, but not too revealing, making all the qualities of their authentic and charming love impossible to dismiss.
“I guess I’m just really lucky,” Rachel smiles. “Wait, why am I being interviewed?”
Officials are still looking into how it is possible that Rachel somehow managed to have it all, and then have some more.
