So, you’re walking down the street and someone passes you who makes your head spin. Immediately, an uncontrollable urge comes over you, forcing you to utter the words: “Oh, she’s serving cunt!” But is she? Is she really? Take the quiz below to find out whether she’s a true cuntress, or if you just physically cannot stop saying that phrase.
What were they wearing?
- Archive Jean Paul Gaultier bodycon dress, the tiniest handbag, super-cinched belt, all while sporting a 32-inch jet black buss down.
- She was wearing a purple crewneck, mama! Need I say more?
Did they have heels on?
- Duh!
- No, but her flip flops were literally so chic.
Describe their walk.
- Show-stopping and unforgettable. She was pussy-power personified, stomping down the sidewalk like it was a 90s runway. I simply had to get on my knees and bow down to her — I just couldn’t help it!
- She awkwardly shuffled the house down!
What comes to mind when you hear “serving cunt”?
- 10-inch acrylic nails, lashes, a beat face, attitude, and above all, sex appeal.
- A picture of Garfield.
When did you first hear the term?
- From a video of a 1988 ball.
- On Swiftie TikTok.
How often do you go on the internet?
- A normal amount, I guess.
- Hmm. Hard to say, but I could probably tell you how often I’m not on the internet.
Are you queer?
- Yes.
- As my identity? No. But socially? Very much so.
Results:
Mostly 1s: Yeah, she’s serving cunt. We honestly wish you took a picture so we could all bask in her feminine glory, but you ultimately made the right choice by respecting her privacy. Congratulations! You truly understand the meaning of “cunt.”
Mostly 2s: Maybe she was having a good hair day? We can give her that, but nothing you described really gave “cunt.” Remember, this is a term that was coined in the ballroom scene, not on stan Twitter. Better luck next time, diva!
