You know the first date drill: What’s your job? Do you like it? How about music? BORING! Don’t ask these questions unless you’re trying to make him astral-project out of sheer apathy. Instead, spice up your conversation with these thoughts about the 1987 action film Robocop that guys absolutely LOVE. Trust us―that hottie you’re trying to hook will go crazy for the following dude-approved opinions that we’ve methodically compiled.
“Robocop is an excellent movie.”
Nice. This one’s a no-frills attached opinion. Throw it out casually after you’ve both ordered the shrimp scampi at Sabatino’s. He’ll get that you’re a gal who’s confident without trying too hard and want to know more. A+ (for now)!
“Wow. Robocop really has a lot to say about modern society, culture, and politics too. Don’t you think?”
This opinion shows that you’ve put some thought into the film but doesn’t reveal too much yet. And the question at the end keeps things just coy enough, you sly lil’ thing. He’ll be dying for a peek soon. ;)
“Robocop is a priceless commentary on the privatization of the police and the threat of huge corporations having virtually limitless power.”
Bam! You’ve proven that you’re chill. Now hit him with this cool-chick observation about the parallels between Paul Verhoeven’s cult classic and our dystopic, modern-day state. He won’t be able to resist your passion on the subject! Research shows that when you’re talking about something you love, like Robocop, your sudden attractiveness will overpower any respect that your opinions alone would have garnered, turning you into the fuck-magnet we promised you would be. You’re welcome.
“Robocop might be incredibly violent, but it’s all necessary to get the point across: In a world where money rules everything, even human life can be sacrificed as long as it makes the wealthy wealthier.”
Woohoo! Don’t stop now, sister. You’re riding the express straight to bone-town! When you’re not afraid to ramble a little about your interests (namely Robocop), he’ll see you as the fearless type who doesn’t mind pushing conversational boundaries. This confidence could translate to any aspect of your potential relationship, if you know what we mean! (Hint: We mean sex!)
“You absolutely need to watch Robocop or you have not lived.”
Take our word for it: Guys LOVE when you use your taste as a form of intellectual dominance. This opinion’s a short, sweet and only slightly demeaning addition to a date you’ve def already cinched. Pair it with a tiny laugh to show him you’re still awww-worthy, despite having razor-sharp correct opinions on RoboCop.
Robocop brings up some interesting questions, like: Do corporate interests always contradict human interests, especially if that corporation controls and treats you as a product?”
Still crushing it, girlie. You’re not afraid to take on corporate bigwigs, especially fictional dystopian future ones! Get active about this opinion by standing up and doing your best robot impression at the same time. Guys find physical activity and robots hot, so he’ll dig that you’re the kind of girl who’s not afraid to work up a robotic sweat while you talk. Turn even this opinion into a way that he can sexualize you, and you’ll be snatch-deep with the D in no time. Which is what you wanted, right?
There you have it. Express all these opinions about Robocop that guys LOVE and boom! You’ve had an excellent first date. Now we’d buy that for a dollar!