It’s October 3rd, and unless you’re a home-schooled jungle freak, you know it’s fucking Mean Girls day, you idiot. The rules of Feminism clearly state that you are morally obligated to make references to October 3rd on social media if you don’t want to eat alone in the bathroom stall for all of eternity. But how many Mean Girls references is too many, you ask? Let’s face it. The limit does not exist.
1. “On Wednesdays we wear pink”
2.“Boo, you whore.”
3.“Is butter a carb?”
4. “My nana takes her wig off when she’s drunk”
5. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
6. ““She doesn’t even go here!”
7. You go, Glen Coco.”
8. “That’s why her hair is so big: It’s full of secrets.”
9. “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping.”
10. “I have really bad breath in the morning?”
11. I can’t help that I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!”
12. “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.”
13. “You love ladysmith black mambazo!”
14. “You can’t just ask someone why they’re white.”
15. “I’m a mouse. Duh”
16. “Everyone in Africa can read Swedish”
17. “Jambo!”
18. “I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy.”
19. “I don’t hate you ‘cause your fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”
20. “It’s like I have ESPN or something.”
21. “So you agree. You think you’re really pretty.”
22. . “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.
23. I can’t go to Taco Bell I’m on an all carb diet!
24. Tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.
25. Alllll youuuu sucka MC’s got nothin’ on me!
26. “Shut up!” “I didn’t say anything..”
27. “I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she’d look like a British man.”
28. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries”
Good luck surviving the remaining hours of the day.
