Man Buns and Other Sexy Hairstyles Your Balding Boyfriend Will Never Have

The Civil War Reenactor

Straight from the fields of Gettysburg, this tight fade gives way to a side-slicked pompadour up top. Guys sporting it today have nothing in common with the dudes that invented it, other than the fact they look good and smell a little off. Bae will never, ever look like this.