Little Black Dresses That Say, ‘If I Don’t Cum Tonight I Will Literally Die’
Set the Bar High Bodycon Dress (Nasty Gal, $80)
Do the absolute most in this complicated LBD. This bodycon’s sexy mock neck effortlessly communicates “I really need to cum” while the intricate cage design says “And I need it now or I will fucking die.” You don’t have time to waste, and no one will be left in the dark with this evocative piece.
