Little Black Dresses That Say, ‘If I Don’t Cum Tonight I Will Literally Die’

Name of Love Black Lace Dress (Lulus, $74)

Have one foot in the grave with this half-clubwear half-funeral appropriate crochet Frankenstein. The lace cutouts say, “Fuck me now” while the crochet says, “If this doesn’t work out I will likely be buried in this thing.” Your message won’t get muddled in this hot funeral attire. This could be your only hope.