We all remember our favorite 90s movie: Clueless. Cher Horowitz and her pals from the Beverly Hills High School Detective Club are recruited by the local police after one of their teachers is mysteriously crucified in the quad. But “Let’s find more clues” isn’t the only great line from this classic! Here are the top 10 lines from the movie Clueless:
10. “Searching for the clues in this case is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
Hahaha, oh those lovable scamps always got us with their signature 90s humor and love of detective work!
9. “Weird how our teacher was crucified.”
The scene where the police detectives invited the teen detectives to view the crime scene was incredibly engaging, but not quite as hilarious as the following scene where they dissected the evidence.
8. “On Wednesdays we wear Pink Panther t-shirts cause he was a detective and so are we.”
If there’s one thing our fave teen detectives love, it’s rules!
7. “Why should I listen to you, anyway? You’re a virgin who can’t solve this case.”
When Dee pointed out Cher’s fatal flaw in sleuthing, we were all mouths agape.
6. “The first rule of Detective Club is: you do not talk about Detective Club.”
Dee’s detective makeover is one of the most memorable scenes of the movie and this line epitomizes her transformation.
5. “Detective Kearny is way hot!”
Who knew Detective Kearny would turn out to be gay and married?
4. “Hey Sherlock Holmes, in America we drive on the right side of the road.”
Oh Cher, always trying to drive with a magnifying glass up to her face! We couldn’t get enough of Josh’s clever reprimands.
3. “¿Quiero sexo en el piscina de bolas?”
Whatever this meant, it was going in the detective notebook!
2. “You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
The culminating trial had us on edge, especially when Cher rolled off the bed!
1. “As if!”
Yep, as if Cher would’ve crucified nebbish Mr. Hall just to get an A!
What are your favorite lines from Clueless? Share in the comments below!
