Is That A Bike Lock In His Pocket Or Is He Just Happy To See His Bike? Print Edition - Feb 27, 2019 By: Alyson D'Lando Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Dead Phone Kind of a Relief Wow! This Predator Thinks He’s ‘Just a Touchy Guy’