I LIVED IT: I Waited Too Long for a Haircut Print Edition - Apr 7, 2025 By: Jacob Nuckolls Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: Oh No Where'd I GoHaircutToo Long Uh Oh! Woman Having Good Morning Makes Mistake of Checking Her Horoscope Nice! Woman Spends Half Her Life Trying to Stay Awake and the Other Half Trying to Fall Asleep