I LIVED IT: I Waited Too Long for a Haircut Print Edition - Apr 7, 2025 By: Jacob Nuckolls Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: HaircutToo LongOh No Where'd I Go Uh Oh! Woman Having Good Morning Makes Mistake of Checking Her Horoscope Nice! Woman Spends Half Her Life Trying to Stay Awake and the Other Half Trying to Fall Asleep