Quantcast
Reductress
  • News
  • Living
  • Entertainment
  • Love and Sex
  • Womanspiration
  • Print Edition
  • Thoughts
  • Style

  • Podcasts
  • Shop
  • Events
  • Satire Workshops
Reductress

Women's News. Feminized.

  • Podcasts
  • Shop
  • Events
  • Satire Workshops

I LIVED IT: I Sucked Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa’s Dick

Print Edition -  Dec 8, 2023  By: Hannah Benson 
  • Tweet

You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke.

Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more.

click to learn more >

SHARE:

WonkaOompa LoompaHugh GrantHuge BTW
Out Magazine Apologizes for Mixing Up Joel Kim Booster and Bowen Yang in ‘Aloha’ How to Use Box Breathing to Gaslight Your Body Into Thinking Everything Is Fine

SHOP REDUCTRESS:

  • "Gentle Parenting" Unisex Tee
  • "Gay for Women's Basketball" Unisex Tee
  • "More of A Weed Person" Can Cooler Sleeve
  • "I HAVE SENSORY ISSUES" Crewneck Sweatshirt
  • "Calling My Representative Wasn't Enough, so I F*cked His Wife" Unisex Tee
  • "Fuck The Sun" Dad Hat
  • "Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Abortion" Black Mug
  • "Eldest Daughter" Unisex Tee

POPULAR:

  • I’m Tolerant of All Religions, Except the One I Was Raised With

  • How to Catch Feelings and Then Throw Them Into the Fire Where They Belong

  • Easy Makeup Tips That Also Involve a Lot of Photoshop

  • Hero! This Woman Didn’t Take Her Husband’s Last Name Cause She Didn’t Understand The Paperwork

  • 4 Rosés You Can Drink All Day Until You Squirt Pink

  • Aww! The Only Science This Woman Understands Is a Rube Goldberg Machine

  • ABOUT US
  • CONTACT
  • PARTNER WITH US
  • CAREERS
  • COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES
  • SHOP REDUCTRESS
  • PRIVACY POLICY

Read More:

  • News
  • Living
  • Entertainment
  • Style
  • Love & Sex
  • Thoughts
  • Womanspiration
  • From the Print Edition
  • R Network

Follow Us:

  • Facebook
  • Tumblr
  • Twitter
  • Pinterest
  • Instagram
  • Youtube

Sign Up For Our Newsletter...

Copyright 2025 Reductress.

×
WE'RE DESPERATE FOR YOUR APPROVAL.
FACEBOOK
TWITTER Follow @reductress
FOLLOW REDUCTRESS TODAY.