It can be hard not to achieve immediate orgasm when you spot your guy performing a rare domestic chore, such as washing dishes or picking something up off the floor without asking. But it is possible, and you WILL get wet immediately! Here are some tips to prevent yourself from having a crushing climax in the middle of the day when he washes the one dish he just used.
Stay Dehydrated and Full of Carbs
Being physically unprimed for lubrication can alter your response from “whoa!” to just “wow, he’s cleaning!” Keeping yourself in a bit of a coma is important if you don’t want to change your underwear every time he starts the dishwasher, which luckily still isn’t that often.
Lidocaine Spray
A local anesthetic like Lidocaine spray can help numb genitalia if the sight of your partner finally loading that pile of his dirty laundry into the dryer, without you even having to hound him for days. If you sense he’s about to perform the herculean task of performing a basic domestic task like this, run and grab your spray before you feel the surge of blood to your clitoris and come in seconds. Phew.
Ask Him to Clean More Often
We know, it sounds counter-intuitive, but regular cleaning on his part will actually dull your sensitivity to the truly hot, juicy experience of seeing him wipe up the beard clippings he left all over the bathroom. Encourage your guy to clean up after himself regularly like a full adult and you just might be able to walk past him holding a broom and a dustpan without jizzing hard into your sweats. Win/win!
Sure, it’s hard to imagine a time where seeing him perform basic household tasks doesn’t make your toes curl, but with these tips, it can definitely happen! Keep it in your pants, girl! He’s almost behaving like an adult!!
