Halloween is the best time of year to empower ourselves – and there’s no better way to show it than with the prominent outline of your vulva! Whether you’re going as a sexy kitten or a sexy endocrinologist, a camel toe adds a bit of sass to any Halloween getup. Like a spooky ghost decoration, here’s how to ensure that your lady parts are on constant, powerful display for all to see:
Katniss Everdeen with a Camel Toe
Dispense with the ragged garb from the first Hunger Games movie and go straight for the Catching Fire catsuit. Pull the pleather tight in the butt of the costume, so that it’s difficult to peel the fabric away from your skin. People will know you’re Katniss if you braid your hair and bring a bow and arrow, but they’ll know you’re fucking awesome because of that sick camel toe. Halloween was made for strong female characters, so yank that crotch as high as you can stand!
Maleficent with a Camel Toe
This costume’s biggest issue will be toe-related visibility, so plan your evening carefully to accommodate for adjustments. The main task will be keeping that heavy cloak away from your labia, so that everyone can definitely see everything at all times. Note that you can draw the viewer’s attention down there by waving your evil witch wand in the area surrounding your nether region. Just be mindful of those ram-horns!
Bjork at the 2001 Oscars with a Camel Toe
The trick will be in holding the party-goers’ attention at sea level while a dead swan lolls around your face. Even though this outfit is no longer explicitly topical, the advantage of this getup is in the low hemline – by ruching the feathers towards your midriff, you can create a clear, well-lit path to your bangin’ camel toe.
Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy with a Camel Toe
You’ll be hard-pressed to make the bark as sexual as your bite: Groot-lovers might try not wearing anything but body paint as their Halloween costume. This will be a simple way to ensure flexibility, plus absolutely everyone no doubt will see that camel toe because it’s only covered by paint.
Betsy Ross with a Camel Toe
Cut a large, oval-shaped peep-hole in the frontal folds of your hoop skirt, so anyone willing to bend down will get an eyeful of the sacred you.
This All Hallow’s Eve, show off your feminine strength and figure – you might just attract the moose knuckle of your dreams. Happy Halloween!
