How to Embrace Getting Older by Avoiding It at All Costs Print Edition - Sep 16, 2025 By: Peter Anzelone Tweet You've reached the Print Edition. The headline is the whole joke. Subscribe to Coil for $5/month and get ad-free access to The Hard Times and more. click to learn more > SHARE: AgingSkincareNo No No No I LIVED IT: I Was Late to a Meeting and My Boss Made Me Run Laps ‘We Need to Tone Down the Rhetoric, Says Man Who’s Been Paralyzed With Anger for 9 Years