Author Archives for Peter Anzelone

Woman Living Every Day Like It’s Her Last Getting Really Tired of Skydiving Everywhere

This Woman Hides Under the Couch Every Time She Hears ‘Thunder’ by Imagine Dragons

Tactical Shorts Cried In

Woman Keeps the Lights Off During Sex Because She Is Self-Conscious About Paying Her Electricity Bill

Wow! This Woman Aged So Gracefully She Turned Into Parmesan Cheese

Wow! This Millennial Could Finally Afford a House Simply by Waiting for Her Parents to Die

How to Manage Your Body Hair by Letting Firefighters Do a Controlled Burn Once a Year

How to Communicate Your Dislikes During Sex by Booing Loudly

How to Get a Guy to Notice You by Slipping Twenty Bucks into His Breast Pocket

Cubicle Farm Sprayed With Pesticides

Everything Caught in Thirst Trap Thrown Back

Spinster Too Dizzy to Get Married

Exasperated Toddler Lets Mom Watch Same Oscar Isaac Videos on Repeat