How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon
Tell her it was a hilarious April Fools’ joke.
Allow Sharon to get angry, and then just shoot her a text saying, “APRIL FOOLS!!!! LOL I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!” And if she tells you it’s not even April, tell her that’s the joke. Sharon is so dumb she’ll just pretend to understand what the joke is. Ugh, we hate Sharon.
