How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon
Pretend it was just the first part of a two-part text.
This go-to strategy works great, especially if you act fast. Just say something like, “I fucking hate Sharon…was the name of a band I knew in high school. How totally crazy is that? P.S.: Want to grab a salad with me? I’m craving us time. ☺” Telling her about the band name will totally get you out of the first text, and asking her to go for salad will further quell any doubts she may have about your true feelings. She’ll never suspect how much you absolutely can’t stand her!
