High-Waisted Cargo Shorts That Say, ‘There’s a Dinosaur Behind Me Isn’t There?’
Wide-Leg Shorts (Yoox, $119)
These comfortable shorts ride just above the belly button and flare out to ensure your legs look sleek and long. Of course, the illusion is embarrassingly lost when you have a towering, 30-foot brachiosaurus coming into view behind you–FUCK! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
