High-Waisted Cargo Shorts That Say, ‘There’s a Dinosaur Behind Me Isn’t There?’

Green Cargo Shorts (Wanelo, $60)

This pair breaks away from the usual beige mold and incorporates an earthy green. These shorts’ color will have you feeling at one with nature by effortlessly blending into the trees, which is especially useful when there is a carnivorous dino-bird in hovering above and craving your flesh! Its loose fit will allow a relaxed fit that won’t give you away.