Managing your finances can be tricky, especially when you don’t want to learn how to do it and only read articles about your horoscope instead. So, if you’re in some financial trouble right now, but you care more about the locations of the planets and stars, then keep reading for the money advice that applies specifically to your zodiac sign, since that’s the only way you’ll ever actually read it.
Aries
As the first sign in the zodiac, you have a lot of energy. Try channeling that energy into making a five-year-plan instead of being spontaneous all the time. This is specific to you, so please take it to heart. Please.
Taurus
You love stability, so you probably don’t need a lot of advice when it comes to your money. Just keep it up, and help your friends who have other zodiac signs by sending them this article, or literally any other article on the internet about managing your finances.
Gemini
Geminis tend to love the finer things in life, but their expensive tastes often leave them broke. Try making a meal plan instead of dining out so much. If not, you’ll be plagued with bad luck, and that bad luck is having absolutely no money.
Cancer
Your animal is a crab for a reason, and it’s because you’re a penny pincher! You don’t need a lot of help when it comes to saving, but you should really think about investing. This advice could be found in any article in The Economist, but apparently you needed to read it here.
Leo
Everyone knows that money is no object when it comes to Leos looking their best, but sometimes enough is enough. You’re already gorgeous, Leo, so maybe skip the trip to Sephora today – you don’t need any more face masks and you can’t afford them anyway! Anyone could tell you this.
Virgo
You love to plan, so maybe make a budget and stick to it for once? You’re also a perfectionist though, so you probably already know this and are only here to cover all your bases.
Libra
Please stop buying art and books, and go to a museum or a library instead. This advice is specifically for Libras, so it matters way more.
Scorpio
We know you love to experience everything to the fullest, but instead of spending money on going to the movies all the time, you should try watching some films at home instead. And maybe look up some additional financial advice for yourself, because we don’t have all the answers.
