Great Fall Boots For Walking to Your Door When The Pizza Comes

Someone left those pink sequined Ugg knockoffs by the trash chute, and you’re not above a little nostalgia! Fake Uggs from the Bush administration say, “I don’t even care that I don’t care.” Show that cute neighbor heading down to take out his recycling while you fumble through your wallet to scrape together a few dollars tip that you’re definitely not, and never will be, sharing this pizza.