Five Reformation Dresses to Buy If Your Boobs Mysteriously Vanish in the Night

With its utterly un-stretchy fabric, thin straps, and plunging neckline, our Nebraska dress screams, “Bitch, don’t even think about putting on a bra with this one!” Fortunately you no longer need a bra because your tits ripped themselves off your body while you were sleeping. What happened to them? They didn’t even leave a note. This piece also features a flirty back zipper!