Five Pairs of Pants That Can Find Your Clit Faster Than Brian
The Slim Leg Crop Pant (Everlane, $68)
These are stylish, comfortable, and can precisely pinpoint the most sensitive part of you mere seconds after being buttoned up! Simply crossing your legs with them on is essentially an OTPHJ, except Brian could never manage to do what these pants do, even with direct access and a full visual.
