Five Hot Bikinis For Sitting Very Still Next To The Pool

Ruffle Bandeau with… sleeves? (J. Crew, $98.)

We’re not sure the last time you tried to go swimming with sleeves on, but let’s just say this isn’t the most efficient outfit for swimming away from sharks, or just swimming in general. But, if you love narrow elastic bands pressing into your upper arms—this is the suit for you! And if you love sitting very still and watching everyone else have fun in the water, buy this now!!