In an exciting story coming out of Brooklyn, NY, 25-year-old Teresa James is being upheld as the world’s next biggest finance guru because she’s the roommate that everyone else in her apartment Venmos for stuff.
Our sources told us that Teresa has been well-versed in finances for years.
“She’s been paying our internet bill for two years now,” Teresa’s roommate, 23-year-old Kyle Winters, told us. “I mean, we all pay it, but her name is the one that’s on the bill, cause we know she’ll actually pay it.”
Okay, future investment banker!
“It just comes so easily to me,” Teresa told us about her finance skills. “People have told me that I should become an accountant, but I’m just laying low for now.”
“I don’t know what we’d do without her,” Teresa’s other roommate, 24-year-old Nina Hernandez, said. “If she wasn’t the one who we all Venmoed, we would have absolutely no idea how much to pay for our utilities.”
“It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it,” Teresa explained. “And I guess that someone has to be me, because I’m the only one in the apartment who actually made it a priority to make Con Edison and Verizon Wireless accounts.”
“Her mind amazes us,” Kyle chimed in. “I can’t imagine being so incredibly smart and good with money and able to log into the Comcast account.”
She’s definitely onto something!
We can’t wait to see where Teresa’s unpaid career in finance takes her next, but we think it will probably just lead to more of her Venmo-requesting her roommates for different things for however long their lease lasts!
Yes to women in finance!
