Harry D. Koenig 4-Piece Shave Set ($89.99, JC Penny)
Your old man will be a dapper daddy with this retro shave kit! Plus it’s a throwback to that one time you saw your mother crying because she saw a woman’s hair on his suit that wasn’t hers. That was the moment that, years later, made you jealously tear through Alex’s iPhone that one time he left it unlocked. And when he found you, all you could mutter through your tears was, “Who are you fucking besides me?” And when he said no one, you broke up with him. This shave kit will let your dad know all that!