Father’s Day Gifts that Say, ‘You’re the Reason Why I Don’t Trust Men’

Amazon Echo is like a personal assistant. It’s perfect for dad, because yours used to fuck his assistant. Operated by voice control, the Amazon Echo will be able to hear the same lies your father told you throughout your childhood. Bonus, the Amazon Echo comes with a lifetime guarantee! Which is ironic, because your dad taught you that nothing in life is guaranteed, especially the bonds of matrimony!