4 Embroidered Cardigans to Let Your Crush Know You Kiss With Your Eyes Open

Make your own!

If you want to be the queen of the inquisitive, attentive women, embroider your own cardigan, bitch! Get to stitching, and before long your suitor will know that he can blow right in your face like a glaucoma test and those peepers are staying a perfect circle. Your lifestyle has made you a key witness to many crimes! And you wrote poems about all of them.