4 Embroidered Cardigans to Let Your Crush Know You Kiss With Your Eyes Open

Haband Vintage Cardigan (Poshmark, $20)

This vintage cardi tells the world that your mind has been called curious and your refusal to close your eyes has been called “pathological but still technically a choice.” All this look is missing is a velvet headband that you have to put on very carefully because if you poke yourself in one of those freak bug eyes it’s over for you. Did you know prairie voles mate for life? Seems like something you’d be interested in.