Dog Clickers That Say, ‘Kevin, I Need You To Be Present While We’re at My Family BBQ’

Teardrop-Shaped Dog Training Clicker ($8.00)

After he’s warmed up, use this clicker to get him to do his card trick. It’s literally the one thing he can bring to a social gathering, so you might as well give him time to flaunt it before he sulks back into the kitchen. Is this your card? No? Kevin, bad boy! DROP IT!