Disheveled Gowns to Swan Around Your Empty Apartment in, Muttering, ‘I Was Very Beautiful Once, You Know…’

The glitter on this gown will look downright abysmal when it’s coated in crumbs and cat hair. And that’s exactly what you’re going for. Do an Instagram story to reminisce about the past. Tell them about the time you puked into “Anderson’s best hat. Cooper that is.”