Cute Summer Rompers that Will Definitely Give You a Wedgie

GUESS Sleeveless Summer Jumpsuit (Macy’s, $118.00)

Pay homage to your dad’s cargo pants and look like GI Jane in this hip-hugging summer jumpsuit. Nothing says, “I might fly planes” like as army green one-piece. The tailoring will not only cinch your waist, it’ll also cinch your ass crack so hard that farts will evaporate before they ever see the light of day. Perfect for barbecues!