Candie’s Shoes to Buy With That Kohl’s Gift Card Aunt Sue Insisted on Giving You

Not only are these puppies on sale, but you can pair them with a classic bottle of Candie’s perfume and be set for a night of, according to Aunt Sue, “picking up sailors.” She always says it with a giggle because that’s her idea of being dirty! She has never had good sex and would like to live vicariously through a woman who can still wear platform wedges.