Candie’s Platform High Heel Sandals in Black ($29.99)
Definitely the most reminiscent of a classic Candie’s 90s look, these platforms will make you the hottie of Aunt Sue’s hometown—which is also the only place you’re able to use a Kohl’s gift card. Before purchasing these sexy heels, you might move in on some LC by Lauren Conrad duds which will lead to a rant by Aunt Sue about “liberal California!” Boy, this is gonna be a long Kohl’s trip.