Bowler Hats to Wear If You’re As Out of Touch as Diane Keaton

Steampunk Wool Felt Bowler Hat (Village Hat Shop, $55)

This bowler hat screams drama and will absolutely turn heads because people will think you are Diane Keaton. The removable pocket on the inside of the hat allows you to store things like your $50 million net worth or your Academy Award and the fact that you defended Woody Allen in the wake of sexual abuse allegations against him. Like, what the hell was that about? At least is starting to make sense: Someone that out of touch would wear a bowler hat!