Bowler Hats to Wear If You’re As Out of Touch as Diane Keaton

Tall Derby Bowler Hat in Yellow (Nethats, $39.95)

One thing’s for sure: If you’re wearing this yellow bowler, you’ll definitely stand out in a crowd. This hat is 100% wool with a white grosgrain band, and you should definitely not wear it out of the house unless you’re a 74 year old actress who has dated Woody Allen, Warren Beatty and Al Pacino. There’s only one woman who fulfills that description, and she’s super unrelatable! Nonetheless, shoutout to Diane and her love of these ugly wool helmets!